This is my very first post. A lot of planning went into my username, so I thought I'd share some failed ideas with you.
Pwnzer- Too nerdy.
Fanciful Unicorn- Too gay. (Homosexual)
Satire!- Too gay. (Happy)
RAWR- Too... taken. :(
Justin Beiber Sucks- Too long.
Sinatra's Boy- Not the message I'm trying to convey.
Shoop-Dee-Whoop- No. Just... no.
Not That Nerdy- Why didn't I think of that one before I used "The Satirical Jerk"?!!